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Yes, you can e-mail me. Just send it to markman@aol.com. Send questions. Send comments. Send pictures. Send money.
By sending me e-mail you agree to be held bound by the following terms:
- Any mail sent to me becomes my property, and I can put it, in whole or in part, on my pages, as I see fit (I'll probably ask first; I'm a nice guy).
- Mail should be relevant. If it has nothing to do with these pages or their content in any way, see the last point...
- No junk mail will be sent. I determine what is considered junk mail. If you don't know if it's junk mail, send me a brief description first and ask me if it's junk mail, then maybe I'll let you send it. In general, any kind of advertisement is junk mail.
- If you send me junk mail, you and/or your company, affiliation, etc. agree to be liable for harassment, and not to defend yourself/yourselves should I decide to press charges of any kind or magnitude (which would probably never happen anyway; again, I'm a nice guy).
You probably don't need to worry about any of these clauses, because if you're reading this, you're not a "robot" sent out onto the web to gather e-mail addresses to send mail to. If you are and you got my address here, ha ha! This is my trap for you. I think it's legal...